gezz whut guyz ime back!!!1111

Dear Readers,

A few weeks ago, Nikki Stone left to California to be with her father (whom she hadn't seen in years) and her old gang. A few days after Nikki left, so did I, to Italy for a month.

Who am I, you ask? I'm Nikki's creator.

For the many of you who figured it out, namely those at TaintedReina, congrats! Nikki, in fact, is a fictional character. I'm sorry (especially to the boys and girls who wanted pics and wanted to meet Nikki for sex) that I lied to you all, but I really didn't think that Nikki would get so popular.

I got the idea for Nikki from three real life girls whom I met in High School. All they would do was talk about sex, and all the things they would do concerning sex. They had to be the dumbest bunch of idiots I had ever met, yet they seemed to be so popular with everyone, especially the boys. I thought it was sad how such people were praised rather than scorned! So, for fun, I decided to create Nikki Stone based on that group of loose whores from my High School. A lot of the really stupid things Nikki said and did were based on real life things these girls said, and said they did. So, yes, "Nikki Stones" do exist somewhere in the world, sadly. And most likely, they will be pregnant at 15 and sell their babies for another hit of whatever drug they're taking at the time.

The reason why I stopped pretending to be Nikki is that it is very hard work pretending to be stupid. Plus, I don't have the time anymore! But mainly it's because it's really hard to maintain Nikki and her wonderful, fun-filled life of sex and more sex. I'm actually a virgin, believe it or not, and have never actually HAD sex, so that's made it much harder for me to pretend to be such a slut! (In case you were wondering, Nikki and I have absolutely nothing at all in common, besides the fact that we are girls. So she is not a reflection of me, in any way!!) Also, misspelling every word and forgetting punctuation was a lot more time-consuming than I thought! (I got the inspiration for the crappy typing from a message board, by the way.)

What I was going to do was have Nikki come back, worse than ever, and then disappear for ever. Then, after a few weeks, Kayleigh was going to post in the blog, saying that Nikki had run off with some guy and nobody knew where she was. The cops were to have been called, but nobody would have ever found her. That would have left you all wondering, huh? :) Maybe she died, maybe she started over, who knows? Stefani was going to have gotten pregnant and then had an abortion and then get pregnant again and have the baby this time. She (with Nikki's help) of course were going to treat the baby like it was a doll, and probably piss you all off even more. However, as I said, it got tiring pretending to be someone like Nikki. So I decided to just stop.

Just to let you all know, I never post in the guestbook, so anyone claiming to be Nikki, Stefani, Kayleigh, Miles, Veronica, or anybody in Nikki's "lyf" were just lying! You all can carry on, though; it was funny.

One more thing. There was one girl who was really loyal in her emails to Nikki and friends. I think her name is Nikki, also. I just wanted to tell you that I thought you were really cool, and to keep on being strong! Sorry I gave you such a hard time as "Nikki" and "Stefani" though. I just didn't want word to get out that they didn't really exist, and you were my favorite "h8r" anyway!

Bye, guys! n rmembr that nikki luvs u!

~CF
PS - Had I still been a member of Krap, I'd have told them that this is Vanish. ^_~

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hay this is stefani, nikki is gone for awile so itz just me. Im so sad!! no really, i luv mah girl nikki (as a friend) and it be lonely w/o her. well whateva, she posted sum goodby mesage but itz not showin up on my computer so i guess it got deleated or sumthin. she just sed that thomas is a prude (man i think he gay!) and she'll see yall l8a. same fo me, i be seein yall l8aaaaa, I ain't tellin yall why but i need to take care of somethin impotent so l8a h8as.

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man wtf, damn blogger aint postin shit!! fucken piece of shit. this better post now or ima just leave.

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well guyz i h8 2 say it but ime gonna leave now 4 awhile. ime kinda sad cuz ill b leavin every1 but ime also x-cited about the wedding of my sister!!!!1 also i get 2 c my dad 4 the 1st time in 4ever. ime so glad 2 c him again!!! and rachel. and every1!!!! ime s-peshally glad 2 c kayleigh again. i hope th time we had appart can help us 2 rekindel our frienship!!!!!1 sayin goodbye 2 thomas wuz hard s-peshally cuz i dint know how 2 do it... c usualy when i went away ide fuk the guy or give him a specal bj or sumthin but thomas is really weird so i dint know whut 2 do!!!!! he gave me a hug so i gues itz prgoress.

well ill c u when i cum home 4m c*lif*rnia!!!! ill miss u all!!!!

~Nikki Amber Stone

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ok n-e-wayz, we went 2 the prom and every1 wuz dancin and havin a gr8 time. the dj kinda sucked and the food was aiight but nuthin 2 brag about. i danced w/ thomas for like 3 hrs!!!!1 it wuz so gr8!!!! then after that i told him that we should find a quiet spot and he wuz like "ok" so we left and he drove 2 a nice woody area. i wuz about 2 give him a handjob or sumthin but he just wanted 2 talk. hez real smart! he wantz 2 go 2 colege and becum a arkitekt, sum1 who buildz stuff. then he asked me stuf about lyf and whut i thout about... witch is weird cuz no1 really asked me that stuf b4. we spent a long time talkin. then he drove me home and i wuz like... "wow this wuz the best date ever!" and i dint even have an orgazm!!!!!!1 thatz sooo weird!!!! well may-b next time we'll fuk but i dunno.

n-e-wayz i had the best time!!!! stefani had a good time 2 cuz she had LOTZ of sex and i mean LOTZ!!! letz say she is still sleepin since this mornin cuz she wuz up ALL NITE!!! LOLZ!!!! lucky gurl

Oooohhh and i found this kyoooooooot lil gurl!!!! Jessi!!!!! Shez a moddel and shez sooo kyoot. look @ her fashion pix!! and her swimsuit 1s... awwwwww. sum1 emaild the link 2 me and wuz like "this gurl remindz me of u", isnt that sweet!!!!

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omg prom wuz gr8!!!!!!!!!!1

early friday morning i went 2 the hair sallon and got my hair done!!! it wuz so kyoot! i did all these lil curlz in it plus i dyed it blond. i had got a dress b4, it wuz a long blaq silky skirt w/ a big slut up my leg. i dint wear pantys cuz then u could c them cuz the slit wuz so hi... actully me and stefani made the slit even hier then it alredy wuz!!!!!!1 LOLZ!!! my top wuz a backless shirt that showed my belly. i coudnt wear a bra w/ it cuz then u would see my brastrap. i looked so kyoot!!!!! my mom wuz SUCH A BITCH THO!!!!!!!! she wouldent take n-e pics of me cuz she sed i looked like a floozy or whutever it is. she sed ide get raped, god shez such a idiot!!!! lolz, then stefani goez "itz only rape if she sez no!" and then i go "so ill b shure 2 say YES" and we laffed and my mom said to get the hell out, so i had to w8 till thomas came to get me outside. stefani went home. thomas picked me up @ 7 and we went 2 the hotel where the prom wuz. it wuz gr8!!! we had lotz of decorashion...


oh shit my mom is such a bitch!!! shez makin me get off the PC rite now but dont worry cuz ill tel lmore about the prom l8r, itz sooooo good!!!!!!1

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ime gettin lotz of emailz 4m guyz who say they want me 2 put another pic of my titz up... but i cant!!!! ime sorry but i dont have a webcam or n-e-thing. i wuz using another gurl's webcam w/ that other pic. ime real sorry guyz!! may-b ill get 1 for my b-day or sumthin! or hopefuly stefani will... or may-b my dad has 1!!!!!! :-)

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i skipped skool 2day!!!!!1 i went 2 the moviez and went 2 c thomas at his work! he wuz surprized 2 c me but he wuz happy tho. i like him!!! i hope he likes me 2 but as i sed he hasnt been talk 2 me about stuff that other guyz usulaly talk 2 me about. may-b hez shy or sumthin. i cant w8 4 prooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!1 itz sooo close!!!!!! AND THEN AFTER THAT IME GOIN 2 C*LIF*RNIA!!!!!! ime gonna have soooo much fun!!!1 i luv my lyf!!!

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me and stefani were talkin and she sed she noticsed that ime not as popular as b4... itz tru, tho. i used 2 have lotz of guyz talk 2 me and go to lotz more parties. i think my popularity is gettin shitty cuz ive been goin 2 skool more. may-b i need to do whut stefani doez and just go 2x a week. she getz lotz of attention and stuff PLUS she getz fuked at least 5 timez a day!!!!!11 no fair1!!

i dunno, my lyf just isnt fun rite now. it used 2 b gr8 back when i had miles... i swear veronica fucked up my lyf so bad!!!!!11 i totaly h8 her. i wish i could kill her but then ide go 2 jail and the uniformz suck.

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wow i wuz readin this other servise thatz kinda like blogger but not x-aclty, itz called livejernal but i cant sign up 4 it. :-( well w/e i like blogger alot n-e-wayz. so i wuz lookin thru the site and found this gurl chrstina who seems really cool!!!!!!! shez prety and funny and kinda smart 2. she also smoked out on 420 day!!!! lolz! well not that thatz such a big deal cuz every1 dose it. w/e bye!!!!

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prom is sooooo close now, ime soooo x-cited!!!!!!1 five more dayzzzzzzz!!!!!1 omg omg omg!!!! ime gonna get my hair dun at this cool salon near the mall, itz only gonna cost $80 so there shoud b no probz w/ my mom or whoeverz gonna pay 4 it. oooh and i saw this kyoot dress i wanted 4 prom but it costed $4500 and my mom sed no :-( i swear she never wantz me 2 b happy!!!!!!!!!11 but n-e-ways $4500 is alot so ime just gonna find sumthin cheaper but not 2 cheap cuz lotz of gurls i talked 2 sed there dresses were like $1000 or like $800. omg thatz alot of $$$ i cant b-leave i have 2 pay that much... but whutever it takes, ill do it.

420 wuz lotz of fun i got sooooo high, it wuz sooo much fun!!!!!!1 sex is sooo much cooler when ur high w/ pot u all should try it!!! thing is u gotta remember who wuz in the room at the time cuz i shure dont!!!! lolz!!!!!!!!1

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What Condom Are You?

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happy 420 guyzzzzzzz!!!!!! 2nite ime goin 2 smoke out w/ lionel!!!!! and then ime gonna go out w/ stefani and were gonna smoke out ALL NITE LONG!!!!!!!! ime soooooooo x-cited!!!!!111 I luv pot!!!! horray for 420 day!!!!!!!!!!1 i wonder whutz so spechal about "420" tho. y not "6969"? lolz!!!

this stoopid gurl at skool named mishelle sed yesterday that she wuznt gonna do n-e-thing 2day cuz pot iz bad 4 u. cum on now, it iz not!!!! pot is like... really cool and itz not bad 4 u at all! 4 REAL!!!!!1 ppl have 2 take pot 4 medicine and u cant get adicted 2 pot. b-sidez itz soooo fun 2 take it!!!!!! ppl who never smoke r lame!!!

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i dunno, i feel kinda werthless... c stefani iz gonna get drunk and have sex w/ david and prolly sum of his friendz after prom but thomas hasent mentioned sex AT ALL and sumtimez i bring it up and he dosent seem intersted. i hope he dosent think ime ugly or sumthin... :-(

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lolz i found this other gurlz blogger and she sez shez the #1 superstar, 2. 2 bad shez WRONG!!!! only i am!!!! lolz

i broke up w/ lionel 2day but i told him we can still fuck and he sed that he was very cool w/ that, and he really just wanted 2 fuck me n-e-wayz, so yay!!!! now i can consentarate on thomas!!!!!!1

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Which Rainbow Brite kid are you?
ewww, orange is yucky this is the 2nd time i got orange as a color!!!!!1 ewww!!!!1 well i gess the desciption is ok :-)